Snark Sheets / Digital downloads
Ridiculous paperwork for friends who can take a joke. Turn questionable parking, group-chat crimes, and fantasy football failures into something worth filing.
From $5 · Digital files · No actual legal authority
Small brand. Clear promises.
01 / Pick your grievance
For the people you love, the habits you tolerate, and the losses you’ll never let them forget.
Featured offense / Friendship
Finally, a formal way to address late replies, stolen fries, and consistently terrible aux-cord decisions.
Sample review / Not an actual HR document
Area for improvement
“Says ‘five minutes away’ while still at home.”
Status: Needs snacks and supervision
For the driver who treats parking lines as a suggestion. A joke citation, not a real ticket.
Put the empty milk carton and stolen duvet on the record. Keep it affectionate, not adversarial.
Commemorate a spectacularly bad season with the dignity it absolutely does not deserve.
02 / File your paperwork
The joke is the paperwork. The inside jokes are yours.
Match the form to the offense. Browse the catalog and pick your favorite.
Add names and inside jokes yourself, or choose the personalized version.
Get your digital file. Print it for the big reveal or send it straight to the group chat.
03 / The damage
One-time purchases. No subscription to your own joke.
One template. You bring the names, details, and delivery.
$5
Choose a templateA version tailored with your names and inside jokes. Check the listing for turnaround details.
$12
Explore personalizationMore paperwork for the occasion. Check the bundle listing for included templates.
$20
Browse bundlesDigital products only. See each listing for file format, contents, and personalization options.
Your next group-chat incident starts here
Choose your form. Commit to the bit. Please file responsibly.